Tuesday

Dude... you have saved my life! I used 2 b the
king of all Wusses. A supplicating, gift-buying,
emotional douche-rag! I shudder in disgust at the
way I was. My success story is bittersweet. First
bitter, cuz I met this absolute 10, a gorgeous
Indian artist chick.

very talented and super sharp. I was doing all the
right things by accident and ended up spending the
night at her house, then I ruined everything by
telling her how close I felt to her - like I'd
known her for years, etc,etc. BOOOORING!! Needless
2 say, I haven't heard from her since. After
banging my head against the wall repeatedly, I got
fed up and bought your DVD set. I must be a quick
learner cuz 1 month later I am pulling some
maneuvers that would make you smile.


....

Monday






utboks: 02:45 - Jeg fatter .ikke w ikke alle bare er fan?!
jævla losers az..




.
Miss Universe
Miss Congeniality
Miss Photogenic
Miss Popularity
Miss Welcome to Long Beach

1959.

Jonathan Safran Foer



Bark-brown fence post:
I don't love you.

Poem too long:
I don't love you.

Lunch in a bowl:
I don't love you.

Physics, the idea of you,
the laws of you:
I don't love you.

I am not in love..



Yes, Yoske. The men in the flour mill are so strong and brave.

Yes, Feivel. Yes , I am a good girl.

Yes, Saul. Yes, yes, I love sweets.

Yes, oh yes, Itzik. Oh yes..




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Monday

Dear friend,

It can be so that you do not know who i am but i will introduce myself.

People call me ... I think ... let's my name will be kept in secret.
Let it be Princess.

I am a little Princess. I am from I am so upset. I am
beautiful and cute lady but so sad at the same time.

I am looking for an appropriate prince with whom we will have a happy life.

I do not know what to do. I want to change everything in my life.

Wish you are good man and can be my prince.

Please, send a letter for me back when you receive this letter because
it can make me feel better. I will not be alone. And who knows we can
be good friends.

Answer Pretty@. to this e-mail.

Sincerily yours
Princess.

Friday

øyvind rimbereid

DER
aig lefr, i 14.6, wi arbeiden
only vid oren nanofingren,
dei er oren total novledg, wi arbeiden
so litl, 30 minutes a dag. AIG seer an
miner fingren, part of organic 14. 6,
men veike, dei er som seagrass...
SO ku aig begg din vorld
begynning, start uss
up igen? KU det!
SKEIMFULL aig er.


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Monday

Man bør alltid være beruset. Alt beror på det; det er alt hva det dreier seg om. for ikke å merke Tidens forferdelige åk som knekker skuldrene og knuger dere mot jorden, må dere beruse dere -
uten stans.

Men med hva? Med vin, poesi eller med dyd, alt etter behag. Men berus dere.

Og hvis dere en eller annen gang våkner opp; på trappen foran et palass, i det grønne gresset ved dikekanten, eller i et værelse med dyster ensomhet og kjenner at beruselsen allerede er nedadgående eller helt forsvunnet - spør da vinden, bølgen, fuglen, klokken; spør alt som flykter, skjelver, beveger seg, synger, taler etter tiden. Og vinden, bølgen, stjernen, fuglen, uret vil svare dere: - Tiden er inne for å beruse seg! For ikke å bli Tidens forpinte slaver, må dere beruse dere, uten stans! Med vin, poesi eller dyd, alt etter behag.
Baudelaire
;-)